Issue
How China hopes to win from the war
Issue of April 4, 2026
Headlines
The tarts and vicars party
Britain · The tarts and vicars party
“Tarts and vicars” is British slang for a fancy-dress party where guests come as either clergy or sex workers. Applied to Reform UK’s coalition of pious traditionalists and OnlyFans libertines. Four words that contain the entire article.
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Norwegian disease
Finance & Economics · Can a country get too rich?
“Dutch disease” is the economics textbook term for when resource wealth undermines other sectors. Norway is suffering from exactly this — so the nationality gets swapped. Diagnosis by analogy.
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From MAHA to haha
United States · From MAHA to haha
“Make America Healthy Again” dissolves into laughter. One vowel change and the health crusade becomes the punchline.
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After Iran, gold is looking less glittery
Finance & Economics · After Iran, gold is looking less glittery
“All that glitters is not gold” turned inside out — the gold itself has lost its glitter. The proverb eats its own tail.
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Coal is back in fashion
Finance & Economics · Coal is back in fashion
Energy crisis as trend cycle. The grubby fossil fuel gets the runway treatment, and the article’s body delivers the kicker: “Black, it seems, is the new black.”
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The plan to make IPOs great again
Business · The plan to make IPOs great again
The MAGA slogan applied to stock-market listings. SpaceX, index rule changes, and Trump-era deregulation make the template fit at face value.
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Hurricane Trump threatens to blow China off course
International · Hurricane Trump threatens to blow China off course
Trump as weather event; “blow off course” as both wind disruption and strategic derailment. The extended metaphor holds, if a bit breezy.
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Buried in the text
”Sell the stake, not the fizzle”
Briefing · A guide to the private-credit crisis
A subheading on collapsing BDC funds. “Sell the sizzle, not the steak” — the classic sales advice — gets reversed and deflated. “Stake” doubles as financial holding, “fizzle” as the sound of returns evaporating.
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“Faith, family, OnlyFans”
Britain · The tarts and vicars party
Another subheading from Reform’s profile. The conservative values triad “Faith, family, country” gets its third slot hijacked. The rhythm is intact; the sanctimony isn’t.
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“Après moi, l’inertie”
Europe · A final favour Emmanuel Macron could do for France
Louis XV’s “après moi, le déluge” — after me, the flood — becomes “after me, the inertia.” French history, French politics, French grammar. Parfait.
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“Hounded”
Business · How Fox News is luring in Gen Z
A section subheading on the network’s digital competition. Foxes get hounded. One word, complete.
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“Credit where credit is due”
Leaders · How worried should you be about private credit?
The idiom about proper recognition deployed in a leader about private-credit markets. Give credit its due — it’s earned this cliché.
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“Black is the new black”
Finance & Economics · Coal is back in fashion
The fashion phrase applied literally to coal, the blackest of commodities. When the metaphor and the material are the same colour, you know the sub-editor was pleased with themselves.
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